whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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