He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
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For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
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Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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