Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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