Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
