so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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