Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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