So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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