My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
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in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
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We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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