its not stalking. its research.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
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We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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