You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
When did angry sex become our thing?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
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