so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
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Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
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I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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