She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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