i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Randomize
