Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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