He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
we should paint friendship bongs
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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