so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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