i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
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let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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