it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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