Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I see more hoeing in ur future
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize
