just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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