Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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