did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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