What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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