i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
