So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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