wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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