new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
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Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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