Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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