I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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