but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
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