It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
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im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
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In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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