Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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