you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
