You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
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"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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