I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
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Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
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I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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