just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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