he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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