Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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