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Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
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My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
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He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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