i already hear my dad disowning me
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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