There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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