but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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