I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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