Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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