her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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