He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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