your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
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