me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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