Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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