one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Randomize
