it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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