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around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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