Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
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You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
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afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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