We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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