I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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