Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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