We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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